How to Survive Winter
Who can resist a path to a nice sunset under the palm trees? You can just imagine the ocean breeze and convenient cocktail service. There’s only one way to survive the Winter months, and that’s to avoid it. You can’t stop the snow, but you can leave town. Go someplace warm and learn a new definition of “chill.” Relax. Watch the coconuts grow. Watch the sunset. Forget about putting chains on your tires.
Forget skiing. Hurtling down a mountain on a pair of sticks is an unnatural act that’s fraught with danger. Did you ever notice there are no songs about skiing, but there are plenty of songs about the beach? Go ahead, sit there with a drink in your hand and your toes in the sand. It’s only natural.
There’s a reason I was born here.