
It’s an American tradition to celebrate the anniversary of our independence by eating charred animal flesh, consuming copious amounts of alcohol and blowing up stuff. Tweet

If you live in the United States, I hope you’re enjoying this Independence Day. If you don’t live here, let me summarize the event. In order to celebrate our Declaration of Independence in 1776, citizens of the USA celebrate with high explosives, charred animal flesh, and alcoholic beverages – usually all at the same time....